Gif does not belong to me, but to the lovely Ellen
Hi, I'm Eliza. I'm:
1. into lists on an emotional level,
3. can i sex Joan Watson tho
4. that's it
5. oh yeah sheep
The Spike to my Angelus
The Kaylee to my Inara
The Ann to my Leslie
My Tumblr Wife
Not a spoiler-free blog, but I do try to tag so feel free to yell at me if I don't.
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Hover over your current mood
Andrew Garfield thinks it’d be cool if Spider-Man swung a different way. (He also wanted MJ to be played by Michael B. Jordan.)
“He’s so charismatic and talented. It’d be even better—we’d have interracial bisexuality!”
When EW later mentions the idea to Webb, the director says, “Michael B. Jordan, I know.” Oh, so he’s heard this too? “Uh, are you kidding?”
#here’s a fact: Andrew Garfield can’t shut up about how bad he wants to make out with Michael B. Jordan #and everyone in his life knows it #i bet if you asked emma stone ”so michael b jordan huh?” she would sigh and roll her beautiful eyes #IT’S CONSTANT she would say
I won’t lie, I strongly believe this is the best thing that has ever happened
1. Girls Shalt Not Have Sex.
(someone asked me what the guy word for ‘slut’ is
and I couldn’t find an answer.
it’s an old story: a rumour goes around that so-and-so
blew a boy in the disabled toilets.
the girl fakes a cough to get herself sent home
to escape the classroom-wide hiss of ‘slut’
while the boy she blew walks into the same class
and is greeted by an onslaught of high-fives)
2. Girls Shalt Love Boys.
(when I was ten, there was a movie trailer where two girls
leaned in for a kiss, and I felt sick for the rest of the day.
it took four years
along with faux-casual questions to friends
useless quizzes on the internet
entries in a diary that I later scribbled out
to admit, fine, okay, yes,
and another year after that to say it without mumbling)
3. Girls Shalt Not Be Bitches.
(it took over ten years of school for me to realize
my women teachers got called bitches
for doing things that my male teachers got called efficient for.
we were assigned to a group project in science class
and whenever my friend tried to tell the others to quiet down
so they could get on with the work,
she was jeered into silence
and she never found it fair that her boyfriend did
the same thing and the noise stopped.)
4. Girls Shalt Have A Vagina.
(she introduced herself with a deep voice and a gushing smile.
she had a pink dress and an adam’s apple
she had a necklace resting above her cleavage
she had escaped from an all-boys high school
and I didn’t understand until I learned later
gender is more than the two rigid boxes
that we are told to tick one of)
5. Girls Shalt Smile.
(he frowned when the subject was brought up
and he shrugged a lot as he explained
that we look better when we smile. Less hostile.
His shrugs stiffened when I asked him why we shouldn’t look hostile.
‘I dunno,’ he said, dropping to a mumble. ‘Girls aren’t s’posed to look hostile, I guess.’
The next time someone walked past me on the street
and told me to smile,
I gave him my sunniest grin
and a middle finger.)
If you really like someones blog, drop them a little message telling them.
If you see someone’s selfie and think they’re pretty, tell them.
If you see someone’s having a hard time or a crappy day, inbox them telling them how much you appreciate it.
If someone posts a cool edit, tell them how awesome it is.
Sharing a little love around the fam isn’t hard and doesn’t take much, but it has a lovely affect and there’s no better feeling that making someone smile. :)